Shakira

According to Sujin, she has the worst lyrics ever... So I Googled it and he's right. Perhaps, I'm too fazed by the gyrating...

Lyrics to the hit 'Whenever, Whatever':

Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They spill kisses like a fountain
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains
Lucky I have strong legs like my mother
To run for cover when I need it
And these two eyes that for no other
The day you leave will cry a river

Seriously... I'm not shitting you...